{"id":5255,"date":"2010-08-26T07:28:30","date_gmt":"2010-08-26T05:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/?p=5255"},"modified":"2010-08-26T07:28:30","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T05:28:30","slug":"polonofobia-dzien-polaka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/?p=5255","title":{"rendered":"POLONOFOBIA? (dzie\u0144 Polaka)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>Wstaje rano, w\u0142\u0105cza <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">japo\u0144skie<\/span> radyjko, zak\u0142ada <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">ameryka\u0144skie<\/span> spodnie, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">wietnamski<\/span> podkoszulek i <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">chi\u0144skie <\/span>tenis\u00f3wki, po czym z <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">holenderskiej<\/span> lod\u00f3wki wyci\u0105ga <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">niemieckie <\/span>piwo. Siada przed <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">korea\u0144skim<\/span> komputerem i w <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">izraelskim<\/span> banku zleca internetowe zakupy w <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">angielskim <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">sklepie<\/span><\/span>, po czym wsiada do <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">czeskiego <\/span>samochodu i jedzie do<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> francuskiego <\/span>hipermarketu na zakupy. Po uzupe\u0142nieniu \u017carcia o<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> hiszpa\u0144skie<\/span> owoce, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">belgijski <\/span>ser i <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">greckie<\/span> wino wraca do domu.<\/strong><strong> Gotuje na <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">rosyjskim<\/span> gazie. Na koniec siada na <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">w\u0142oskiej <\/span>kanapie i&#8230; szuka pracy w<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> &#8222;polskiej&#8221;<\/span> gazecie &#8211; znowu nie ma!<\/strong><strong> Zastanawia si\u0119<\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Dlaczego, Qrwa, w Polsce nie ma pracy?<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wstaje rano, w\u0142\u0105cza japo\u0144skie radyjko, zak\u0142ada ameryka\u0144skie spodnie, wietnamski podkoszulek i chi\u0144skie tenis\u00f3wki, po czym z holenderskiej lod\u00f3wki wyci\u0105ga niemieckie piwo. Siada przed korea\u0144skim komputerem i w izraelskim banku zleca internetowe zakupy w angielskim sklepie, po czym wsiada do czeskiego samochodu i jedzie do francuskiego hipermarketu na zakupy. Po uzupe\u0142nieniu \u017carcia o hiszpa\u0144skie owoce, belgijski [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5255"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5352,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions\/5352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grzegorzjaszczura.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}